Letter To Hasbro About My Idea For An Adult Line Of Transformers

To whom it may concern; I am writing this to share my idea for a new line of Transformers. I came up with this idea while thinking about the fact that the original Transformers generation is well into their adulthood now. So, why not make a special line of Transformers strictly for Adults? Some ideas are Optimus Vibe a robot who transforms into a Vibrator complete with Clitoris grip. Another is named Plugatron the leader of the Decepticons in this line, he would transform into a butt plug. The ideas are endless. Paddlobot for the S&M crowd, or even a five robot set modeled after the Constuctocons called Dilodocusmaximus. Five different robots that would transform into different parts of one giant dildo, One could vibrate, one could spin, one would have jack hammer action, another could be a small attachment to provide anal stimulation, and another could provide speed control. The XXX business is a 50 billion dollar a year business, many of these customers I’m sure happen to be huge Transformers fans. I think this product would bring joy and happiness to thousands of adults who grew up with Transformers. Sincerely Edaurdo Jones

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